As I already made note of while discussing Hermione's boozy tendencies, it's Harry Potter Week! on the internet. I'm sure you haven't noticed. But while the rest of the world is getting all nostalgic and sentimental as "It All Ends," focusing on how the kids have grown and how Neville Longbottom could now bang your girlfriend, I intend to keep things lighthearted and low brow, with sparkly balls jokes and such.
You may have thought differently but there's actually quite the surplus of Harry Potter comedy on the world wide web that doesn't insinuate doing something creepy to Emma Watson. You just have to be willing to dig deep, which I have. Nerds who got worked up over "Pottermore" may want to bypass this one as I'd hate to offend your delicate "Potter" sensibilities with a good chloroform joke. Everyone else sit back and enjoy.
Sources: Tumblr, Favim, Know Your Meme, Buzzfeed, Lovelyish
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Dude… YOU’RE… YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE.
It was funny until I saw how my taxes are spent on the public school system.
YOU ARE A WHORE! GAAAAAAARGH!
Ooooooh. New gingerific addition from Reddit: [www.reddit.com]
@DRWINKLES: Yes. THANK YOU. I’ll never understand why it’s so damn hard to get those straight. Kids these days, huh?
YOUR means possession. YOUR pen, YOUR dick. YOU’RE is the short form of YOU ARE. The apostrophe usually replaces missing letters. Now, is that so hard to understand? You’d have to be an idiot to not get that, it’s SO DAMN SIMPLE. What annoys me when I see these misspellings is that it proves to me that the guy is an idiot, and I’m wasting my time reading something written by an idiot who doesn’t understand even simple grammar rules.
Everyone is clear that I didn’t make these, right? This is just a collection of the best of funny Harry Potter internet memes? And that I understand the difference between “your” and “you’re”?
I’m pretty sure all internet comment grammar nazi-ing is the sole work of virgins, but please don’t direct it towards me.