
Stephen Colbert, as I’m sure you all know, is a satirist. He portrays an over-the-top character four nights a week on Comedy Central that’s loosely based on human exhaust pipe Bill O’Reilly, aka “Papa Bear.” His show exists, to a large extent, to mock and ridicule Fox News and, to a lesser degree, other media outlets, personalities and politicians — mainly those of conservative stripe.
Now, as you may have heard, and I’ll try to explain this in layman’s terms, Colbert went to great lengths recently to form what’s known as a “SuperPAC” — a quite real way to pour money behind political candidates and/or political causes. Of course, in doing so, Colbert no doubt intends to use his SuperPAC to, well, mock politicians, SuperPACs themselves and the increasing influence of money in American politics. (Critics claim that SuperPACs provide a vehicle for big corporations, mega-rich folk, and foreign entities to secretly dump huge sums of money into our political system. Coincidentally, Mitt Romney is currently catching heat for a mysterious $1 million donation he recently took in via a SuperPAC.)
So last night on his show, Colbert announced that he’d be using his SuperPAC, the Colbert SuperPAC (which you can donate to here.), to “support” the presidential campaign of creepy used car salesman-esque Texas Governor Rick Perry, up to and including running a commercial in “support” of Perry in Iowa tomorrow night. Now, Rick Perry, in case you don’t know, has been compared endlessly to George W. Bush. There’s the obvious Texas governor similarity, along with the fact that both were male cheerleaders in college with painfully average academic records. But Rick Perry, frankly, is a cartoon character. This is a guy who carries a loaded gun on him when he goes jogging. He’s also the guy who held a prayer rally in a football stadium over the weekend to ask God to make all of America’s problems go away. In other words, Rick Perry is the Incredible Hulk to George W. Bush’s David Banner.
Now, I tell you all this because every media outlet I’ve seen report about Colbert announcing his SuperPAC’s “support” for Perry has done so in a serious, non-ironic way. Gawker’s headline was, “Stephen Colbert Really Wants to Get Rick Perry Elected President.” Talking Points Memo’s headline read, “Colbert Throws His Super PAC’s Support Behind Texas Gov. Rick Perry.” And so on. There were others I saw, but I think you get the idea.
But do you think that Colbert is actually going to use his SuperPAC money to help Rick Perry? Of course not! Quite the opposite, he’s going to use that money to try to subversively destroy Rick Perry because Colbert thinks he’s a staggering jackass. And it’ll probably be brilliant and glorious. So basically what I’m trying to say here is… DUH!
Anyway, here’s the clip of Colbert’s announcement on his show last night. I’m dying, DYING, to see his Rick Perry commercial.



Finally, every website is writing exactly that, Colbert supports Perry, I reread a couple and I think they believe he is being totally serious about his support. It will be funny to read those same sites after the commercial on Wednesday.
The interesting thing, of course, is that you can also not only use your SuperPAC funds to promote election of a person, you can also use it to promote non-election of a person. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least, if Colbert took a pointer from ol Richard Pryor, and came up with something akin’ to “VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE.” And it would be awesome.
I haven’t been following Marvel for years, but unless he’s been retconned into an African-American hip-hop artist, I think you mean Bruce Banner.
No it’s Dr. David Banner in the hulk series. Not Bruce.
It was David in the TV series, which ran for 4 years, 25 years ago. In the comics, which have been running for 50 years, through the present, it’s bruce.
Shhhhhh. The far right has no sense of humor. That’s what makes this funny. Don’t ruin the surprise.
@CGK, Jason & Mark…I grew up with the TV series, so he’ll always be David Banner to me. I beg the forgiveness of all offended comic book nerds.
Colbert is BRILLIANT.
This will be classic. Colbert is indeed a genius. I cannot wait. This will be ALL OVER the web when it goes out.
“Quite the opposite, he’s going to use that money to try to subversively destroy Rick Perry because Colbert thinks he’s a staggering jackass.”
I wouldn’t go that far. He’s not that mailicious and I sincerely doubt he could drum up enough money to singlehandedly derail a legit presidential candidate.
And, even if he could, I don’t think CBS would want to set that precedent.
I’d say the majority of whatever Colbert raises will go to a worthy charity. His show is enough of a platform to make fun of Perry.
I love how Perry has a “painfully average” academic record, yet Obama STILL has never released ANY of his academic transcripts. We hear that obama is a genius, so why the secrecy?