Not only that none of them can drive worth a shit.
/makes samich.
08.09.11 at 8:35 am
Ian
half of them are sexy as hell though, and by half i mean Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz, and Halle Berry was hot 20 years ago so she gets a .5
08.09.11 at 10:38 am
dancingBaptist
Cameron Diaz lost sexy somewhere between Really Bad Things and What Happens in Vegas.
I understand hollyweird wants their women ” thin ” but she looks like a skateboard with nipples.
08.09.11 at 2:02 pm
Groundloop
Useless as action heroes? Yes. But as boner fuel? Not useless at all, except for Diaz ’cause she looks like she keeps running face first into things. By which I mean she looks beat. And ugly.
08.09.11 at 4:38 pm
n.
@loser: …as the title implies, yes.
08.09.11 at 8:35 pm
Caramel Craze
Come on guys don’t be so ruff!
08.11.11 at 5:33 pm
the Grammarian
Uproxx needs an editor! “Max didn’t own anything to anybody.” Max didn’t owe…
08.13.11 at 8:44 am
glenn
“Elektra” was Jennifer Garner playing her character from “Alias” on a day off. Wearing a XFL Chicago Enforcers cheerleader outfit. The second appearance in her own movie was worse than her screen time in “Daredevil” The comic book Electra was a ninja, and her costume was sexy.
08.13.11 at 8:52 am
glenn
“Catwoman” with that goofy thing on her head and found in a dumpster costume was a waste of film. Unwritten rule of comic book movies: Don’t play more than one chracter.
Hallie was Storm of the X-Men. Who really should have been played by Tyra Banks or Iman Bowie.
Had they watched Julie Newmar, from the comedy 1960s Batman TV show. They could have had a movie.
08.13.11 at 8:58 am
glenn
June Haven was damsel in distress to provide comic relief for Roy Miller. She was not a heroine.
Tom Cruise was being his character from Mission Impossible. During semi-retirement, vacation, or a long weekend.
Cameron stopped being relevant or sexy when she put semen in her hair, in that other terrible stupid movie.
This is one time when Tom and Kate Cruise should have made a movie together.
08.13.11 at 9:03 am
glenn
“Ultraviolet” was one long trailer for why the effort should gone into another “Aeon Flux” movie.
Forgiving June Haven, I nominate “Aeon Flux”
The MTV animation was excellent. The movie version with Charlize Theron was garbage. The one piece black body suit, was as ugly as she was pudgy. Aeon Flux was sleek, sexy, and dangerous.
08.13.11 at 9:08 am
glenn
“Max Payne” looked and played like “Constantine”
At least Mona played a heavy avenging her sister.
Instead of the pain in the ass character avenging the sister, in “Constantine”
And the knee high boots here sexy.
08.13.11 at 9:13 am
glenn
Note for Angelina Jolie.
Stop playing the same character over and over.
Tomb Raider, Wanted, Salt, and got Mrs Smith instead.
Get in the gym, get lean, get the MTV version sexy costume.
And give her a “Aeon Flux” movie!
08.15.11 at 9:35 am
Virginia Gent
> lol they were all women. hahaha
Yeah. Funny how heroines tend to women. Go figure, huh? (Geez…)
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lol they were all women. hahaha
@loser: I laffed.
Man you’ve watched some shitty movies.
Not only that none of them can drive worth a shit.
/makes samich.
half of them are sexy as hell though, and by half i mean Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz, and Halle Berry was hot 20 years ago so she gets a .5
Cameron Diaz lost sexy somewhere between Really Bad Things and What Happens in Vegas.
I understand hollyweird wants their women ” thin ” but she looks like a skateboard with nipples.
Useless as action heroes? Yes. But as boner fuel? Not useless at all, except for Diaz ’cause she looks like she keeps running face first into things. By which I mean she looks beat. And ugly.
@loser: …as the title implies, yes.
Come on guys don’t be so ruff!
Uproxx needs an editor! “Max didn’t own anything to anybody.” Max didn’t owe…
“Elektra” was Jennifer Garner playing her character from “Alias” on a day off. Wearing a XFL Chicago Enforcers cheerleader outfit. The second appearance in her own movie was worse than her screen time in “Daredevil” The comic book Electra was a ninja, and her costume was sexy.
“Catwoman” with that goofy thing on her head and found in a dumpster costume was a waste of film. Unwritten rule of comic book movies: Don’t play more than one chracter.
Hallie was Storm of the X-Men. Who really should have been played by Tyra Banks or Iman Bowie.
Had they watched Julie Newmar, from the comedy 1960s Batman TV show. They could have had a movie.
June Haven was damsel in distress to provide comic relief for Roy Miller. She was not a heroine.
Tom Cruise was being his character from Mission Impossible. During semi-retirement, vacation, or a long weekend.
Cameron stopped being relevant or sexy when she put semen in her hair, in that other terrible stupid movie.
This is one time when Tom and Kate Cruise should have made a movie together.
“Ultraviolet” was one long trailer for why the effort should gone into another “Aeon Flux” movie.
Forgiving June Haven, I nominate “Aeon Flux”
The MTV animation was excellent. The movie version with Charlize Theron was garbage. The one piece black body suit, was as ugly as she was pudgy. Aeon Flux was sleek, sexy, and dangerous.
“Max Payne” looked and played like “Constantine”
At least Mona played a heavy avenging her sister.
Instead of the pain in the ass character avenging the sister, in “Constantine”
And the knee high boots here sexy.
Note for Angelina Jolie.
Stop playing the same character over and over.
Tomb Raider, Wanted, Salt, and got Mrs Smith instead.
Get in the gym, get lean, get the MTV version sexy costume.
And give her a “Aeon Flux” movie!
> lol they were all women. hahaha
Yeah. Funny how heroines tend to women. Go figure, huh? (Geez…)