Swag, Hashtags, Darius Rucker, And Tight B*tthole: A ‘Workaholics’ Interview With Blake Anderson And Anders Holm

How did you guys pull off getting Marc Summers on the show? Did you really pay him in bear jacket?

Anders: We had a fallout trying to get a real NBA player to do the show cause we are nobodies with a cable show, but we swapped in the idea of Marc Summers and he was fully down. It was a mind blower and we’re all still best friends with the guy.

Blake: I still don’t know!!! That guy is a hero legend and I’m not just talking Nickelodeon here, Unwrapped is one of the rawest shows on television. But with that said he did not get the bear. I will be buried in that coat sir.

Who’s your all-time favorite professional wrestler?

Anders: If I had to choose one, and for this interview I guess I do, I would choose Lex Luger: The Narcissist. Cat was concrete.

Blake: Hollywood Hulk Hogan. When you’re nWo, you’re nWo 4 Life.

Does Blake use mustache wax?

Anders: Only if you consider alligator j*zz mustache wax.

Blake: No, but I get taco grease in it. Does that count?

Who’s going to sleep with Alice first? Can’t say Jillian.

Anders: We want her to start bucking a big name celeb to break Adam’s heart. Problem is we can’t get any big name celebs. We’re holding out for Jake Gyllenhaal. You’re welcome, Maribeth (actress who plays Alice).

BA: Jet Set already has. Waymond is next in line.

Wet guy or dry guy? Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Herman Cain.

Anders: All dry, all the time.

Blake: Ron Paul: Wet rub, dry fire. Mitt Romney: wet. He uses his hair gel. Herman Cain: Former chairman and CEO of Godfather’s Pizza. That’s all we need to know.

Who’s your favorite Rugrat?

Anders: That black chick sounded kinda fine. What was her name? With the pig tails.

Blake: R.I.P. Melville. Chuckie’s pet rollie pollie. He was a muthaf*ckin soldier.

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