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When ducks are flying south for winter, do you know waht it means when one side of the “V” is longer than the other?
More ducks.
I wish all clowns would get killed with axes to the face.
How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb?
One
What’s green and red all over?
A Christmas themed sweater
Why did the blind man cross the road?
He didn’t, he got run over
Blondes never see that sh*t coming.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
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When ducks are flying south for winter, do you know waht it means when one side of the “V” is longer than the other?
More ducks.
I wish all clowns would get killed with axes to the face.
How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb?
One
What’s green and red all over?
A Christmas themed sweater
Why did the blind man cross the road?
He didn’t, he got run over
Blondes never see that sh*t coming.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.