The new Conspiracy Keanu macro works on two levels: 1) It allows us to explore all the things we're already pretty sure Keanu spends his day thinking, 2) I really want the Wachowski Brothers to travel back in time and reshoot The Matrix Trilogy with 1989 Keanu, and 3) Everyone loves everything about confused Bill & Ted's Keanu.
What if his two levels...actually made three points and we didn't even notice?
These are all pretty good but I especially enjoy the ones where Conspiracy Keanu ponders non-existential things like buttons, because I'm pretty sure there's no f'n way Keanu hasn't spent days at a time pondering the mystical properties of buttons.
Sources: Troll.me & Know Your Meme
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