Apparently there's some sort of pull-back-the-curtain movement going on and it's looking to lay waste to how celebrities are portrayed in our culture. If there was a internet chapter meeting I didn't get an invite (which makes sense, as my natural good looks tend to undermine such causes). But now that I've caught up on the 1-5 retouching scale initiative, where science is going to save the children from photoshop, it's time to move on to a new single serving site dedicated to reminding us that these celebrities we hold in such high esteem really aren't all that attractive if you get really, really, REALLY close-up. This also happens to be the case when you zoom in close enough to see anyone's pores, but these people are rich and famous so screw 'em!
At first I was just going to showcase the celebs who I think are sucky no-talents, but that seemed a little biased, so instead I decided to sit here in quasi-anonymity and hand pick the twenty attractive people who happen to look the most particularly unattractive in the Celebrity Close-Up photos. Totally fair, right?
Be warned: There are photos of several nice ladies who you may be planning to introduce to your friend Mr. Chloroform Rag in the near future but will never look at the same again after you realize they participated in Movember. That's why I led with Cameron Diaz. No surprises there.