
Is there anything more representative of the American holiday tradition than the taking of family holiday photos? I think not! These sort of pictures never seem to fail to capture the angst, the stress and the profound absurdity of the holidays. I'm convinced that whoever coined the phrase "a picture is worth a thousand words" was looking at a family holiday photo when he or she did so. They just convey so damn much.
And every family takes them. Every year. There's no escaping it, no getting around it -- if you're at grandma's house for Christmas as some point between the main course and dessert a tipsy aunt will whip out a camera and demand that everyone gather around the tree to pose for a picture. This is when I usually go to take a crap or something.
So I spent some time this afternoon digging around in the massive, hilarious archives of Awkward Family Photos, along with other parts of the web, and culled together a collection of family holiday pics that caught my eye for one reason or another. Collectively, they reflect the best and worst of all of us -- our hopes, our dreams, our fears -- for we are these people. Or something like that. Regardless, enjoy.













































I tried to find a favorite among these pics but it was impossible. It’s a 42 way tie.
Oh wow…..those are for sure some scary/weird/unholy family holiday pics! I am having difficulty choosing a favorite between the machine gun posing family or the scary gothic family sitting with santa. The other pics were horrifying just for the clothes (or not) being worn. What were they thinking?!
I laughed my ass off for 42 slides. Thanks for that.
@Brutus…I should just retire now. There’s now way I’ll achieve that again.
Wow. I will never be ashamed of my own family photos again. It’s a Christmas Miracle!
I’m pretty sure the dad in the banner pic is giving the mom the good old stinkfinger, amirite?
C’mon people, Its pretty obvious that Goth Famiyl is the winner here
@Earthworm Jim…Holy shit I just noticed that! He’s totally got at least one in the stink. What an awesome dad!
Wow, Christmas came early this year.
I think my favorite is 14, with the four perfectly fine women in pajamas… and then creepy old man-tits with his shirt off. “Awl hell, Paw’s gone silent off the nog, just in time fer the pitcher again” is the strange, dark caption that pops into my mind for it.
They are all so, so gloriously wondrous, though. Great job tCB.
# 12 looks an awful lot like Justin TImberlake
White people are CRAY!
#37 grew up to become internet famous as Crying Gians Fan.
#27 I sorta breezed past, then came back and lost my shit. That guy on the left sums up how I feel every Christmas.