The world’s a better place because this exists.
“I betcha I could eat a grimy squirrel on a windshield. I’ll fight a chicken with hands. A real chicken.”
In other Rick Perry news, over the weekend he mistook a corporation for a country and admitted he couldn’t name the justices currently serving on the Supreme Court or how many of them there are (9). All in a day’s work for the governor of Texas!
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Here’s my interpretation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_RITC5bH4M
Finally, Rick Perry and I agree on one issue.
Seth Rogan sucks.
Hey, don’t drag ALL of Texas into this! There are plenty of us hippie liberals down here. I hate Rick Perry as much of the rest of the world.
Unfortunately I don’t have a joke to go with this. I really think Perry’s an awful piece of shit.