I honestly don’t see how anyone can follow her. Occasionally, someone I follow will retweet her and I’m immediately inclined to go find a baby to punch.
Where can I get some desirous dirt?!? The dirt around my house is, at best, aloof — it has shown no interest in me in years.
/That woman is deranged
//Derangement would, in fact, explain quite a lot.
I couldn’t tolerate a 16 year-old daughter if I were 51, much less f*cking 16 year-old WIFE. Hell, I couldn’t tolerate to be in a room with a 16 year-old girl right now, much less f*cking 25 years from now.
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Wow, are these really her tweets? I have never wanted to punch someone so badly in my entire life.
I honestly don’t see how anyone can follow her. Occasionally, someone I follow will retweet her and I’m immediately inclined to go find a baby to punch.
Oh, you’re just jealous that you’ve never uncontrollably washed an automobile. I know I am.
I hope her New Year’s resolution was more alliteration, because these tweets are seriously lacking.
Alliteration has never been so sexy!
Goddamn auto-correct, I meant stupid. It’s mind-numbingly stupid.
SNL at it’s best couldn’t have come up with her.
Where can I get some desirous dirt?!? The dirt around my house is, at best, aloof — it has shown no interest in me in years.
/That woman is deranged
//Derangement would, in fact, explain quite a lot.
She’s an alliterative genius! And she used “sensual” vs “sensuous” properly. Mrs. Wormer would be so proud.
I think I’m tempted to thrust my throbbing tubesteak into this vamp’s un-virginal vagina that’s vandalized with various venereal viruses.
I couldn’t tolerate a 16 year-old daughter if I were 51, much less f*cking 16 year-old WIFE. Hell, I couldn’t tolerate to be in a room with a 16 year-old girl right now, much less f*cking 25 years from now.
Seconded.
She’s the anti Danny Almonte. I refuse to believe she’s not a milfy 40 year-old trying to convince the world otherwise.
Wow, this is for reals? Im going to jump off an 80 story building now, thanks.
I wish we could get 49ers fans to Tweet her death threats instead. }}:>(
17 going on 39.
it’s like she’s filling out horny mad-libs for retards.
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some one take away this girls thesaurus