
Stop me if you've heard this, but apparently the internet can occasionally be overly hyper-critical. Shocking, I know! You'll never see it on UPROXX -- where the blindfolded lady holding the justice scale may as well be our mascot -- but in the places it does happen it apparently has something to do with everyone on the internet having a voice and 99% of those voices being anonymous. At the forefront of this hyper-criticism is beauty, or the perception of beauty, especially in woman. Ivy League professors are dedicating their time and resources to develop photoshop scales, so this is definitely a thing.
4Channers and Redditors alike recently took a short break from slandering one another to take a stand against the delusional standards being cultivated on the internet with "2/10 Would Not Bang," a new meme deriving from pimply standby, Butthurt Dweller internet commenter, who can find a flaw in even the most attractive of women. The concept is brilliantly simple. Find a photo of an uber attractive female, give her a "2" on a ten scale, and then point out ever flaw possible, the more outlandish the better. For example, 63.27% forehead-to-face ratio. Classic. She's obviously heinous.
"Would Not Bang" is still in its infancy. I've included the handful that meet my comedy quota and don't exceed our T&A threshold. In the world I want to live in we would tackle more issues with the combination of eye candy and passive aggressive parody. Bravo, internet.
Sources: Know Your Meme, Reddit, and Tumblr











And now a little something for the ladies...

And the dudes with graphing calculators...

And the rest of us...




4/16 – check text @ middle-right. That say what I think it says?
Yeah. So. Katy Perry is no longer part of the collection. Thanks for pointing that out.
I missed it here, but Google helped. And wow, that’s bad.
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/cues sad music
This meme is a 2/10
Would not post
**licks index finger, sticks it in air** Yep, that’s a burn.
lol@11/15..i have always used that line about hoop earrings.(more often than not..it’s true)
who is #5????
Stacy Keibler. Aka George Clooney’s pro wrestling girlfriend.
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Good lord do we miss Alizee
I would tap #14. No lies.
IS THAT A POLO SHIRT?
Yeaaaah, pretty sure 7 is a Dude. Pretty sure.
Meh, this meme has a ceiling of about yesterday.
Sorry to dissapoint but 2/10 has one of the hottest asses I have ever seen in a photograph and that’s is good enough for me.
Sorry about the shitty grammar I was shaken by that piece of perfection.
This really is the worst meme. Tied with most other memes.
Is this guy serious or did he really miss the point of these that badly? These are obviously jokes meant to poke fun at people who are “hyper-critical” and not actually intended to bash the person in the picture.
Never mind. Now don’t I feel like the ass!
That’s ok. You are still welcome here.