With Ghost Rider 2: Retired Hairpiece coming out this weekend and Nic Cage not making another movie for God knows how long the clock is ticking on the Renaissance O' Cage so I plan to keep making the most of it. And if anyone deserves a 10 Definitive GIFs collection it's a guy who bench-presses strippers in David Caruso movies.
As you can imagine, it was near impossible to edit this down to just ten. I somehow managed to take emotion out of the equation, scrap all Wicker Man GIFs, and make it happen. Just kidding. This is nothing without bear-suit-lady-punching animation. Enjoy!
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Umm, where’s the “NOT THE BEES!!!”? I know there’s already 2 other wicker man GIFs, but that’s pretty definitive Nic Cage if you ask me.
There are a couple out there but the quality is dogsh*t on all of them. The bear suit one here is questionable quality for my tastes but I couldn’t not include it. Someone find me a good “NOT THE BEES!!!” one and I’ll add it to this thread.
First time seeing #5 and that is glorious.
I hadn’t seen it until I started “researching” today. I would welcome an attack on my city.
Found this Wicker Man ‘Not the Bees’ gif of Cage if you wanted to add it: [25.media.tumblr.com]
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Oooh. That is a good one. This list now goes to 11.
Isn’t #3 just Joe Flacco putting on his eye black?
Hey, and what about this one from the Wild at heart. Snakeskin jacket!
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Doesn’t make the list but I love embedding GIFs…
If I promise not to stalk the cute redhead, can we please have another Archer thread today? pretty please?
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One of the best sites ever:
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