A Comprehensive Guide To Amber Tamblyn’s Next Level Email Prank On Tyrese Gibson

On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:21 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

That song was not it … Not even remotely …. Just keepin it real

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:29 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Thank you so much for keepin it really real, T. That last one I was just messin around with. The first one I sent called Dancefloor Etiquette” is important to the feministical evolution and fourth wave movement of Woman-Beats and Girl-Music. Ya know? NEWayz,

I will send more! Demos and demos

lol….xA

On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

What u on?

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Feb 29, 2012, at 12:43 PM, Amber Rose wrote:

Virgin America!

On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 12:47 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Hit me when u land Pluto lady .. I got some shit in the stash Hope I’m not wasting my time ..

I got 6 hot ones for u ***.***.****

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:23 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Here listen to these 2 first…What do you think? Then we can talk. ON THE REAL talk.

I’m not sure what’s more impressive, the Virgin America line or that Amber Tamblyn could run Kanye’s Twitter account. Regardless, two more hot new tracks from AmTam.

BOOM! Creed! Roasted!

I’ve never wanted to eat Mexican food with Jay-Z more than just now. Tyrese, not so much.

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:26 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

That was trash …. Sorry .. At this point I don’t even believe this is Amber …. I’m cool …

Good luck on your career … One

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:40 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Wow…okay. Sorry you feel that way. To each his own I suppose. These do mean something to me. They are from my heart and I feel like there is an important message in each and every song. But okay, good luck on your career as well. OH AND BY THE WAY – For the record, this is really Amber.

Best,

Amber Rose Tamblyn

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Didn’t sound like u on the songs

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Here’s something ONLY YOU would know … One night we left what party..? And u dropped me off where..??

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Mar 1, 2012, at 12:00 PM, Amber Rose wrote:

I don’t know what you’re talking about. What party?

Best,

Amber Rose Tamblyn

Tyrese Gibson ************* to me show details 12:20 PM (46 minutes ago)

Never-mind ..

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

Our girl tried to clue Tyrese in with her email signature, but I’m sure after spending years ignoring his own it didn’t even come close to hitting his radar. I’m almost positive he still had no idea what happened until the real Amber Rose tweeted it. Amber Tamblyn was nice enough to provide the following disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along. I think we could have made beatufiul music together.

Thanks to the viral explosion the editor at Boners & Carnage has provided the following update.

UPDATE FROM THE EDITOR: This thing has exploded across the Interwebs and Tyrese is fucking pissed. He sent Amber an email that read, “Did you really go public with this ?? Corny as fuck .. Not cool .. Not even remotely .. I hope this does wonders for your career” after the real Amber Rose Tweeted it.

Then Shia Labeouf contacted her and said he wants to do animated shorts of each song. Dan the Automator also wants to get involved and do a whole EP of these and Questlove asked her publicist if she’d perform them on Jimmy Fallon.

Tyrese should be happy about all this because A- It’s funny and B- he comes across as an honest guy who doesn’t like shitty music. Amber is presently trying to summon the courage to get him to do an album with her for real.

So. Yeah. I think that sums it all up. Enrollment for my community college course on the subject goes live next week. Also, I see no way Tamblyn isn’t performing her dope rhymes with Fallon within the week. Just pretend Timberlake is wearing traveling pants…

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