If someone held a gun to my head and demanded that I explain who Ashley Tisdale is or else take a bullet to the brain I would only be able to respond by saying, “Something something…famous person…something something…Disney Channel…something something…Is her dad’s name Wayman?” In other words, I’d probably end up with a bullet in my head because I really didn’t know jack about Ashley Tisdale prior to today — other than she’s got a name I’m familiar with because it crosses my cultural radar occasionally, though I have no idea why.
But now I know something else about her, something very important: she has a cute butt. Oh, and she likes Instagram. And I’m guessing she wants everyone to know it, otherwise why would she have tweeted out the photo above?
An additional observation based on a quick glance at her Twitter feed: Ashley Tisdale only recently discovered the joy of female orgasm. She sounds like a girl who recently either found the perfect guy or the perfect vibrator, perhaps both.
Then again, she could just be really f*cking high all of the time.
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I seriously had to do a google search for her, because I was drawing a complete blank. Bad news, this is the best possible angle of her ever photographed.
she got a BOOTY LIKE WHAT
Dumps like a truck. Truck. Truck.
Disney Channel actress/pop person (not successful enough to be a star), I’d say. I don’t think many people would be able to say much more than that. However, this theoretical gunman would probably have some pretty high standards, to make such an esoteric demand in the first place. Probably anyone other than her parents or stalkers wouldn’t be able to pass the test.
Suite Life of Zach & Cody. Also, that dumb asian chick, and the white chick from Suite Life on Deck are hot too. Their booties are also like what, what dumps like a truck. truck. truck. And Dylan and Cole Sprouse are soooooo cute like omg too. (from internet research just now. not like i watched any of that.)
Well, your answer was more detailed than mine, phoenix, but I think the gunman might still shoot you for the Sisqo reference.
She cut off her feet. Why can’t people frame up a simple picture?
I would fuck her with her own nose.
Winner.
OH COME THE FUCK ON, PEOPLE. THAT’S SHARPAY EVANS. DON’T EVEN FRONT.
*starts raining glitter*
Tweets like Courtney Stodden.
For the record, she’s quoting that “Domino” song in her tweet.
Wow, Disney sure does know how to grow em’ and groom em’….