
I don’t know about you, but before last night I’d been kind of feeling like a plant that had gone too long without water and sunlight, and today I feel like a plant that has just been soaked in water and sunlight, and it feels pretty damn good.
Of course, the reason for my feeling revitalized has everything to do with the return of AMC’s Mad Men, that beautiful, shiny diamond of a television show that infatuates the entire internet arguably more than any other TV show. And because so many of us often want to talk about it, we plan on running discussion posts throughout the season on Monday afternoons after the show airs on Sunday night. Occasionally, we’ll have special guests come in to join us and answer some burning questions, as well as some non-burning ones.
We gave consideration to running open threads on Sunday nights like we did with Archer, but since Mad Men is such a layered show that often takes some time to process, we figured this way would be better.
With that said, here are a few notes I made during the show about characters, scenes, etc. that I found interesting for one reason or another.
- The very first thing I took note of in the show’s first few minutes were the radical changes in styles — clothes and furniture, etc. — from the show’s inception, which was set in 1960, to it’s present setting, which is Memorial Day weekend in 1966. The entire aesthetic of American life has changed drastically over the course of 5 years. The style has gone from traditional and conservative to mod, black and white to technicolor.
- The show opens smack dab in the midst of the civil rights movement and yes the water bombing of black people on Madison Avenue actually happened.
- Sally Draper is growing the f*ck up. Her voice change kind of freaked me out a bit when she first spoke.
- “Here’s fifty dollars. Why don’t you buy yourself a fancy hat or a mask or something.” — Roger Sterling to Mrs. Blankenship 2.0.

- Up until the surprise birthday party (more on that shortly), Don seems chill. He seems at peace with himself in a way that is only achieved by unburdening oneself of secrets, as Don did with Megan.
- “What is wrong with you people? You’re all so cynical! You don’t smile; you smirk!” — Megan. (Living in New York can do that to you.)
- Pete Campbell tripping on whatever it was he tripped on and busting his nose — captured magically in the GIF above — was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the show. Good to see that Pete is still a whiny little bitch and that his glorious bitchfaces are still in full effect. Never change, Pete. Never change.
- I cannot wait to see if Don and Peggy can figure out a way to make beans sexy. How dare those a-holes turn down tickets to the bean ballet?!
- “I was a coxswain.” — Pete Campbell

- When Megan launched into her performance of “Zou Bisou Bisou” — in lieu of her comment to Peggy that people have sex after attending one of her parties — I was fully expecting her to try to give Don a blowjob in front of everyone there. The whole scene had a distinct “this could evolve into an orgy” feel to it (it is set in the 60s afterall). It also felt like an elaborate territory marking exercise.

- Via BWE, here’s the video for the original song…
- Has anyone seen a GIF of Harry enthusiastically applauding Megan’s performance while wearing a boa? I want that.
- The cold exchange between Roger and his wife was AMAZING: “Why don’t you sing like that?”…”Why don’t you look like him?”
- The seemingly never-ending promos for The Killing AMC ran during the commercial breaks only served to remind me how pissed I still am over how the show ended its first season. F*ck The Killing.
- SCDP is housed in the Time Life building, which I used to walk past each day for about four year. I don’t think I knew that.
- The post-surprise party portion of the episode proved that Don Draper can still be an asshole. That much is abundantly clear. So much for chill Don Draper.
- Another loving exchange between Roger and his what’s-her-name wife: “I’ve gotta go to Staten Island”…”What time is it?”…”Just shut up.”
- Lane Pryce is apparently a horny bastard this season. I can’t wait to see where the thing with this Delores broad goes.

- “Is it just me or is the lobby full of negros.” — Roger Sterling
- No Betty Draper at all in a two-hour episode? Matt Weiner must HATE January Jones.
- Finally, Mark Lisanti’s Mad Men Power Rankings are a must read for every fan of the show. Go enjoy them.
Okay, I’m done. Please add your own thoughts, GIFs, photoshops, etc. in the comments. Mad Men is back, you guys! All is right with the world.



I’d like to be the first one here to point out Dan Hopper’s discovery that my 90′s crush Alex Mack resurfaced last night. Didn’t notice at all then. MIND. BLOWN.
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Mind blown indeed.
WHOA!
holy shit!
the little sister from ’10 things I hate about you’…
wow.
HOLY SHIT
I was just thinking…who’s Ken’s wife? She’s a total cutie, but she looks familiar.
holy shitsnacks!
I don’t even know what to say right now. On the one hand, she should have a better role than Cosgrove’s fiancee, right? On the other, and I never thought I would say this in a million years…she doesn’t seem to have aged well.
Anyone else get the vibe Lane only took the black womens resume’s so he can fill that void of jungle fever that left his life after last season? I’m sure he was thinking “Jackpot…”
I totally forgot about Lane’s fondness for black girls! I suppose that’s what happens when almost two years pass between seasons. I thought about going back and watching the last couple of episodes of the previous season but never got around to it.
What about Sally’s voice change? I watched that part 3 times because it wasn’t really her voice/ . Was it just a signal that she is growing up? Or was it someone else’s voice?
Also:
+1 for no Betty Draper
+1 for Joan cleavage
The interesting thing about where the show seems to be heading this season is to demonstrate how the mainstream — represented by Don — is slowly being swallowed up by the counter-culture. How is Don going to feel when he’s no longer the edgy guy? The definition of cool is being turned on its head, and I think we’re going to see Don gradually begin to lose his handle on the business. His relationship with Megan only serves to highlight the growing chasm between old and new.
That’s deep, bro. And totally spot-on, I think.
I wouldn’t have been able to sum it up as nicely as you just did, but this is totally what I got from Peggy’s foreshadow-y comments about Don.
Yeah, I think that ultimately, we’re going to find out that “Mad Men” is a story about the rise of Peggy to the top and the tragic fall of Don, pushed out by the changing culture. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Peggy sitting in this throne in next season’s promos. HODOR.
What you’re saying, then, is that white people are L7.
So true.
I agree about Peggy, but I also got a lot of Pete becoming the new Don, too. There was a shot with him sitting in his chair that reminded me of some of Don’s classic poses, and he’s taking the train to work now, too.
Totally. And his relationship with Annie Edison is already starting to mirror Don/Betty’s marriage.
This is the longest an Uproxx thread has ever gone without mentioning Alison Brie.
Speaking of Peggy and Pete, how great was the two of them awkwardly staring at them at the baby in the break room? I feel like only half the audience even remembers they had a kid together and Weiner did this to weed out the die hards.
Exactly, Krisopher. I had to re-explain to my wife that Pete had knocked up Peggy because she’s completely forgotten about it. Also, did anyone notice that Alison Brie had like a throaty, smoker’s voice, like she’s already taken the form of a busted soon-to-be-ex wife.
Exact same thing happened in my house, DR.
Seems like a good time to also bring up that I’m already consumed by Pete Bald Watch. Pretty sure they’re planning on moving his hairline back a quarter inch an episode. That’s how I would handle, any way.
There were a couple really interesting contrasts between generations. At the party, where Roger and Don look totally out of place. Roger makes a joke there, and only people his generation laugh. Pete seems to be the only one of the partners totally disgusted by the blatant racism. It will be interesting to see this as a theme this season and whether Don adapts or falls by the wayside with Roger.
Seriously awesome episode and I think its for two reasons:
1. No Betty at all
2. All sorts of Megan
The moment Pete ate the pillar I laughed so hard and yelled: “Fuck you Pete!” It was glorious.
So glorious. I was all…
Wouldn’t January Jones have been massively pregnant around the time this episode was filmed? I mean, I’m not complaining—Betty sucks—but there’s a reason why she might not have been in the episode.
I had this pointed out to me by the ball and chain when I wondered aloud how they went 2 full hours with zero Betty. Pretty sure this is the correct answer.
I’m so glad you guys are keeping tabs on the timeline of January Jones’ life developments so I don’t have to.
She was pregnant, yeah, and won’t be in roughly half the episodes this season. Even in the promo for next week, you see her husband, but not her. I kind of like, though, and not because I hate Betty (I don’t). I like the idea of her house looming in the background when Don drops off the kids; it’s something that feels so omonious and far away.
Plus, no Betty likely means less Sally, and boooo.
Here’s to an amazing season of Roger Sterling quotables.
I have a feeling that as he gets more irritable and bitter his quotes are going to be even more completely off the chain.
The “where’s my baby?” gag he pulled was unbelievable.
Is it wrong that I was really hoping he would blow a puff of smoke into the baby’s face? So 60s.
Roger v. Pete has a chance to be epic. EPIC.
I was waiting for someone to blow smoke in the baby’s face too.
When one Bobby falls, another Bobby rises.
Thank. You. This will be my first question when there’s a staffer here.
Is this Weiner’s running troll?
All hail new Bobby though. Never felt Bobby #2 at all.
I heard that this season, Bobby #3 is gonna make Bobby #2 look like Bobby #1.
I think all the Bobbys should Thunderdome to see who is the real Bobby.
I heard they’re casting Dick Sargent as Bobby next year.
Anybody else think Delores sounded like Paz de la Huerta?
HOLY CRAP TOTALLY!
someone just get me a gif of joan crying… and the way her chest responds to it.
( . )( . )
Chet! You magnificent sob.
Pete’s taking over one room at a time. The first hour seemed a little slow, but picked up quick with the song and dance number. If I had to sum up the episode in two words, as many have already pointed out: “No Betty” And it was glorious.
Three and a half million people watched the premiere, the show’s best rating ever.
Nine million people watched the Walking Dead finale.
Ugh.
I thought you liked TWD? Besides, if you’re looking to really feel bad about it, compare the ratings to something less palatable like 2 1/2 queefs.
Jesus Christ.
I like the idea of The Walking Dead. I dislike everyone on The Walking Dead.
I could watch Pete bonk his schnoz off that column all day.
All I could think of last night was the return of Pete Campbell’s bitchface and I was so excited. So. many. faces.
Was I the only person that was pretty much expecting someone to drop Joan’s baby? Not in a directly funny way, but in the Mad Men, “holy shit that guy’s foot just got run over by a lawn mower” way.
No, you were not the only one who sensed danger for the kid. I was totally expecting the ditzy receptionist would dump coffee on the kid or something.
Can we get a gif of Megan flashing cleave at Don as she leaves his office cause that was pretty classy.
Or cleaning in her skivvies.
Now that’s classy.
She totally wants it
Chet, you are like Santa Claus, sneaking in after everyone is asleep to leave us the gifts — or in this case GIFs — we had on our wishlist.
So wait, she wasn’t mispronouncing Zoobilee Zoo?
ZOOBILEE ZOO. Terrifying. Responsible for 80 percent of all childhood traumas in the 80s.
GAAAAHHH!! BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!
WELL HELLO MRS. DRAPER! [coedmagazine.com]
Also, am I the only one that still sees Andy Warhol whenever Lane Pryce is onscreen? That super lame dance just makes his performance in I Shot Andy Warhol that much more impressive.
Yes and YES!
whats the grudge between Roger and pete? its almost reaching a boiling point.
Roger lost Lucky Strike so his major contribution to the firm is gone. Pete brings in a number of clients and feels he is being treated poorly especially because Roger doesn’t contribute as much as him anymore to the bottom line. Roger, having little to no respect for Pete is trying to snipe his clients and be important again but without having to do any actual work.
Young ambitious upstart is trying to replace the old, increasingly irrelevant institution. Its the plot of Lion King, but no hyenas.
Did anyone catch Matthew Weiner and the cast on Charlie Rose last week? God January Jones sucks. And Gayle King was there for no apparent reason.
It’s on my DVR… I was waiting until after the premiere to watch it. Also, Weiner was the guest on Fresh Air today. [www.npr.org]
Roger ain’t care.
Probably should’ve opened with this one.
Chet you glorious bastard. You make my dreams come true!
Hey, is anyone on here a doctor, I`ve had this boner Jessica Pare gave me for almost 24 hours and I`m starting to get worried… and dizzy.
Peggy’s boyfriend is the ur-Hipster.
“I write for newspapers”
“which ones?”
“they’re pretty underground, you’ve probably never heard of them”
i just wandered in here but wanted to say, I don’t about the guests having sex after the party but I certainly did! And yes, the quote, “you can’t have this, you have to watch” was used
and what’s the deal with the baby getting formula? I can imagine him thinking, “you know mom, that’s what those things are for!!!”