Some variation of this meme has been around since the beginning of time, and I hesitated to put this post together because it's a little too easy -- and frankly, a little mean-spirited -- but I just saw a couple that had me giggling for an inappropriate amount of time, and, let's face it you guys, it's deader than hell out there right now. Might as well squeeze out some pageviews with the undeniable lulz that is "involuntary abstinence."
For the record, I'm sure all of these dudes -- similar to our unofficial mascot First Place Mullet -- are now super handsome and successful and banging trophy wives and not at all still consumed by the rabid protection of their virginity. Like 99% certain.
Source: Know Your Meme