In case you haven’t heard, kids, drinking is bad for you. In particular, drinking copious amounts of hard liquor each and every day over a long, sustained period of time is bad for you.
But you know what — that’s what men do! Specifically, it’s what men like Roger Sterling, a man among men, do. It puts hair on your g*ddamn nuts, and every man who truly cares about being a man in the world needs a thick forest of hair on his nuts to remind him each and every day when he jumps in the shower to scrub himself down that he’s a man.
So rather than be daunted by this supercut from Modern Primate showing the ugly side-effects of a lifetime of drinking on the characters in Mad Men, view it instead as a subtle reminder that you can allow alcohol to wither you away and be a manly man too.
(HT: Ned Hepburn)