Ariane Friedrich is a German track and field champion, mostly in the high jump, and an Olympic athlete. She is also a police officer. Needless to say, sending her a picture of your penis is incredibly stupid, because she can find you, beat you up, and then throw you in jail.
Or, if she’s got better things to do, she’ll post your name, address, and chunks of your stalkery emails on Facebook. Fortunately, she didn’t post the dong photos she was also sent, because presumably this guy has enough problems.
MSNBC reports that she accompanied the post with the message: “It’s time to act, it’s time to defend myself. And that’s what I’m doing. No more and no less.”
This is actually a good thing to do: stalkers and the like thrive on anonymity and victims not speaking up. But we kinda wish she’d found him and beaten him up, because that would have been funnier.
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I would have wanted to see a chase scene where she’s chasing down the sender of said penis pictures. The guy running away scales a fence (there’s always a fence scaling scene in any show/movie where someone runs from the cops) and Ariane just jumps over the fence high jump style, and lands on top of the creep on the other side. That would be badass.
In other words, you wanted her to goomba stomp him?
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You’re right, that would have been badass.
It didn’t help his cause that he was circumcised.
Ah, details!