
I’m hoping this is just some sort of mistake or Twitter glitch, but avant garde Twitter genius Jose Canseco’s account vanished from the internet this afternoon, sending his legions of devoted followers into a panic over the potential loss of their hero — a steroid freak who used Twitter to troll for booty like a real-life Kenny Powers. Perhaps Al Gore is enacting revenge on Jose for having killed him on Twitter recently?
If this is indeed the end, at least we’ll have the greatest Twitter creep DM exchange ever to remember him by….

UPDATE:




That exchange provides me with endless amounts of joy.
Her use of the phrase “nobody calls me a butterface” makes me love her so hard.
The combo of “butterface” + “I made a huge mistake” + what a huge f’n creepster Jose is almost too much.
HEY EVERYONE! HE’S BACK! JOSE IS BACK!
EARTH. SPINNING. ON. ITS. AXIS. AGAIN.