Michigan Judge the Latest To Sext, Definitely the Creepiest

OK, we’ve got to ask: does this dude, Michigan judge Wade McCree, even realize how creepy he looks in this photo? Come on, man. Sexting is lame in of itself, but at least don’t have this look like you’re going to yank the barrister out of his robes after you send the photo. Seriously, we’re glad this cuts off at the waist.

And how, you ask, do we have this photo? Because dumbass sent it to his bailiff, who promptly reported him because…damn, creepy.

Even better is the judge’s justification for sending that creepmaster out:

When the reporter asks the judge whether he sent the photo to other women as well, the judge added, “Oh yeah, I’ve sent that out to other women, sure.”

“And that’s alright with your wife?”

“Uh… you know, I mean… There’s nothing nude about it. I am in no more clothes than I’ll be at the Y this afternoon when I swim my mile.”

Enjoy divorce, Judge.

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