
We’re game.
Nick Offerman took a break from handcrafting lovely things and playing Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation to appear on Conan last night. He did a segment called “Nick Offerman from Parks & Recreation Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities.” It’s exactly what it says on the tin.
Offerman recently joined Twitter, so I’d like to imagine him occasionally breaking from his manly woodworking side job to check his feed for these starlet updates about cardio and puppies. And he does all this while retaining full manliness, so much so that he has to shave, like, twenty times a day you guys. And although Ron Swanson dislikes computers — and by extension Twitter — we imagine even he might enjoy this video.


YES FOREVER.
(H/T: BWE and Mike Mitchell)



When Morgan Freeman dies, this guy has a serious shot at narrating all the nature documentaries for the next 40 years.
/signed
Any chance we can just get Morgan Freeman to narrate footage of Nick Offerman doing shit outside?
Nick Offermamn is one of the 5 coolest people to ever exist.
He’s also pissed that such a list might exist or be created.
I am so confused, Ms. Gomez is it going to be a “crazy sock” party” or a crazy “sock party”? If its the former that is just stupid, but if it is the later I wonder a.) who pissed her off so much she felt the need to sneak up on them while sleeping and hold them down with a sheet while people beat them with socks and B.) would they use bars of soap or oranges?
It was a typo. She meant to write “crazy sex party”.
Danged auto correct.
This was a typo because when I stopped by, Selena had us dress our junk up in clown outfits.
I saw his one man show the other night and then played drunken jenga with him last week…It is the greatest moment of my life so far…and probably will be forever.
Apparently the memory of the event has prevented me from being able to write sentences that make sense.
The day after I bought a plane ticket to go to NYC for two weeks, it was anounced that he would be doing one of his show’s at Tulane tonight, which happens to fall during the time I’m away. I’m so bummed.
Also, you played Jenga with Ron Swanson? FUCK. YOU.
He does an hour plus on the 10 ways to live a better life.
He is the modern day Moses…
Nick Offerman is no longer using Twitter.
hey that’s nice!