Words fail me, or at least anything eloquent. So, here’s a tired gimmick for a gimmick of a person: the Five Worst Things about Ke$ha’s Pissy Tweet.
5. The fact that Ke$ha took a photo of herself while peeing, and then uploaded it to Twitter
4. “pee pee”
3. “traffik” with a “k”
2. This is what passes as rebellion
1. White people – or anyone, really – are STILL using the phrase “PoPo”
Also, the name “Ke$ha.” We’re doomed.
(Via)
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I agree about all of that, except I kinda like “po-po.”
“Po-Po” can only be used ironically.
Deal!
(Still got it!)
Sidewalk now has genital warts.
I respect her for this.
Even worse, Willa Ford showed up and rolled around in it.
We P Where We P
LOL awesome
Bystanders said it was the best sounding thing she’s ever produced.
I don’t care where you pee, but please stop shitting in my ears.
If America doesn’t make this the next “OWL-ing”, I’ll be pissappointed.
[www.drunktiki.com]
oh, I read it like pee pee on the street poo poo come and get me. like she was constipated or something.