After Zooey Deschanel's ubiquitous ad for Siri debuted last month, we should have known a Twitter would emerge to compile all the lovably twee questions and notes a manic pixie dream girl would speak into her white iPhone. Thankfully, BioTV tipped us to a great new parody Twitter, Zooey Asks Suri.
The tweets include band name ideas, super deep thoughts on the nature of waffles and the need for more lunar-powered machines, in addition to silly questions we'd nonetheless also like to have answered now. Just how much cotton candy would it take to cover a football field? And who wouldn't want a waterbed filled with Sangria?
Our 28 favorite @ZooeySiri tweets are collected below. Enjoy.
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But IS IT RAIN?
Zooey Asks Suri? Cruise? Scientology is her answer to everything. Probably. Assuming she can talk.
Anyway, that “basil monster” one is great. And that poor chinchilla…