I have a blood oath with myself that I will never type “Kardashian” unless it’s in conjunction with pure and utter hilarity at their expense or the possibility of accelerating the family’s eventual humiliating downfall. I’m happy to announce this video of three grandmothers watching the Kim Kardashian-Ray J sex tape accomplishes both.
I really can’t think of a more unusual, hilarious, or effective way to remind the world that Kim Kardashian is a talentless skeez who used a sex tape to become famous. I was hoping the magical ninety seconds was some sort of vlogging experiment by three raunchy grannies with a YouTube channel I could subscribe to, but it was uploaded without context by YouTuber Hugh Herman, so who knows? Motivation is of no consequence since it feels authentic and lines like “The end is purple” are clearly improv’d.
Video below is ever so slightly NSFW thanks to granny euphemisms. I’ve included the top five lines you’ll be missing out on following it in case you can’t watch for some reason. If anyone can line up an UPROXX interview with one of the kids in the photo collages behind them, please let us know.
5) “What is her problem? She’s just laying there.”
4) “Oh my god. Look at it!”
3) “Two hands with space in the middle.”
2) “The end is purple.”
1) “That’s Greek. That’s what the Greeks do.”
These fine ladies are clearly Archer fans.