"If I Had a Gun" is the name of a song by former Oasis lead singer and guitarist Noel Gallagher and his band High Flying Birds from their 2011 self-titled debut album. According to What the Trend, it also became a worldwide trending topic on Twitter this week after Gallagher performed the track in Buenos Aires, Argentina this past Sunday. But like everything good (or at least not racist), once the Twitter hordes took over, it soon lost its original meaning and quickly became a way for people to discuss their most twisted death fantasies in public.
In related news: Noel blames his brother Liam for letting this happen. (Oasis jokes will never get old.) Here are some of the worst #IfIHadaGun tweets.
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If I had a gun I would clean and oil it regularly.
If I had a gun I would own many guns, enough to necessitate an entire rack.
Hopefully in the back window of your pickup truck.
If I had a gun, it would be party time. Excellent.
Would you rather be bow hunting?
How christian of Kenya Rilea…
Also, why does she think Atheists would go to heaven? This bitch can’t even follow her own myth.
Wouldn’t going to hell also prove the existence of God?
not necessarily. maybe there is no god and there’s only a hell. or an afterlife one can only conceptualize as hell. you know… for kids!
Joanne M doesn’t realize that she’d be beheaded or burned at the stake for possessing such witchcraft.
If I had a gun, I’d gun in the morning, I’d gun in the evening, all over this land.
If I had a gun, everything would look like a nail
If I had a gun, I’d need a license.
If I had a gun, I’d be able to tell that fucking mouse that he’s had enough cookies.
If I had a gun? I have guns, here they are. I kill all kinds of paper with them.
Half these scumbags can’t even master tense agreement in a sub-140-character sentence. Fuck, why are there so many… rrgh. Nevermind.
If I had a gun, I will need to have bullets to use it…
Come on, Joffrey definitely needs to get got.
If I had a gun I would fantasize about shooting every nitwit on twitter (nitwitter?)
#11 Isn’t so bad. The kid is rapist and little troll dictator.