Like many people, I often check Yelp reviews before checking out a restaurant I’ve never been to, even though many Yelp reviewers are insufferable dipsh*ts. You just have to learn how to weed those out.
And by having friends who own and manage restaurants — and seeing how much they occasionally stress over online citizen reviews — I’ve for a while had an inkling that there just had to be some a-holes out there using it, or at least trying to use it, as an extortion tool. Apparently this sort of thing has become an thorn in the side of restaurants in Sacramento.
One restaurant goer demanded a $100 gift card in exchange for not writing a review of Red Rabbit Kitchen claiming the restaurant gave him food poisoning. The restaurant refused his demands; it appears he has not written said review.
Another restaurant, Bacon and Butter, says a group of 16 threatened bad reviews when their (gigantic) table was not seated promptly. Oh, and that was on the first day the restaurant was open. And, lo: they followed through, or at least Stephanie B. apparently did, writing, “I am almost 47 years old and this is the worst experience I have ever had with a restaurant. It reminded me of the cable show ‘Ramsey’s [sic] Kitchen Nightmares.’”
I suppose this is another reason for “Fuck You Yelper” to exist, right?



i agree that some yelp reviewers are insufferable dipshits, I dont expect a 19 year old community college student to give me a decent view of where I can get a finely made cocktail when they’re favorite drink is “whatever’s cheap’. And then again there are people who’re just going to be prejudice of things out of ignorance. its just like reading comments sections – sometimes its good sometimes its bat shit crazy jargon.
But at the same time, Im wary of eater because i subscribe to them and they seem to have a weird personal vendetta against yelp. i get that they’re “foodies” with refined tastes but the kids on yelp are just annoying and generally immature, not necessarily bad people.
I wouldnt be surprised if there were a few extortionists out there but Im not getting up in arms until its been proven by a slightly more reputable news source
Me and my friends developed this new system called “Going to the place and trying it for ourselves.”
I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock.
i just want to say i like “Farthammer’s” name.