Dildoish Twitter monster Darren Rovell just tweeted out the latest effort in an ongoing campaign by the fast food industry to troll the entire internet: a burrito filled with an order of nachos that Taco Bell is calling the “Beefy Nacho Burrito.”
Writes Rovell:
FIRST LOOK: Taco Bell launching Beefy Nacho Burrito on Wednesday: Nachos inside a burrito (99 cents)
Nice to see Taco Bell isn’t resting on its laurels following the release of the Doritos taco shell taco. The best trolls are always the strivers and the innovators, like the bottle opening game-changer below…
I’ll stick to my occasional beef meximelt, thank you very much.
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Problem is, now that I’ve had Arby’s Finger Roast Beef nothing else is quite as good. I just keep traveling around, looking for that special “touch”.
AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!
I won’t be satisfied until I can order a Double Down inside of a burrito that not only contains but also has a shell made out of Cool Ranch Dorritos.
What do you call this when someone else orders it?
Nacho Cheese!
You must consume this within two minutes of ordering it, or all the nachos will be spongy and gross. Nevertheless: Taco Bell is still brilliant.