You guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the longest gestation period in human history came to an end today when Jessica Simpson gave birth to a girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson. Sources close to the baby tell UPROXX exclusively that the child came out of the womb/wound smelling like cough drops, mothballs, tobacco and mahogany — the first baby believed to smell so aged on day one of its life — and will be hittin’ up Piccadilly with Larry King for the Early Bird special before playing Bingo at the VFW hall later today.
Anyway, Twitter was, as you can imagine, on fire after the news broke. A few of my favorite reaction tweets are after the jump. Enjoy!
I want more like this!
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