Channing Tatum Will Strip For Anyone At Any Time, Says Person On Twitter Who Heard It From Someone Else

The Evolution of a Film Snob (Me) And His Feelings About Magic Mike…

“HAHAHA…C Tates and Matthew McConaughey are gonna star in a movie about male strippers?!?! HAHAHAHA”

“Oh man I’m not ever going near a movie theater on the weekend that cinematic abortion opens. I’ll bet they’ll all reek of desperation.”

“Hmmm…maybe the success of 50 Shades of Grey bodes well for Magic Mike? Good on C Tates.”

“Wait, reviewers I respect are actually liking Magic Mike? WTF?!”

“FUCK ME I KINDA WANNA GO SEE MAGIC MIKE NOW!”

So yeah, I’ll probably end up seeing Magic Mike this weekend. Judge me accordingly.