For the Fat Betty Draper doll above -- complete with canister of whipped cream, ice cream sundaes and Weight Watchers scale -- we have the genius creative talent of photographer and designer Michael Williams to thank. Sadly, no devastatingly, they're not for sale -- Williams, like a true artist, made them for fun and not for profit.
Oh how I would love a Fat Betty doll to impale with voodoo pins on the rare Sunday nights where she actually has lines, forcing us all to be subjected to whatever awfulness is spewing from her well-worn dessert shaft. More of Williams' topical and relevant creations are on the following pages, including a "Zou Bisou Bisou" outfit-sporting Megan and an "emerald necklace of shame"-wearing Joanie. Enjoy!