For the Fat Betty Draper doll above -- complete with canister of whipped cream, ice cream sundaes and Weight Watchers scale -- we have the genius creative talent of photographer and designer Michael Williams to thank. Sadly, no devastatingly, they're not for sale -- Williams, like a true artist, made them for fun and not for profit.
Oh how I would love a Fat Betty doll to impale with voodoo pins on the rare Sunday nights where she actually has lines, forcing us all to be subjected to whatever awfulness is spewing from her well-worn dessert shaft. More of Williams' topical and relevant creations are on the following pages, including a "Zou Bisou Bisou" outfit-sporting Megan and an "emerald necklace of shame"-wearing Joanie. Enjoy!
(HT: Hollywood.com)
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Brilliantly done! (Except Pete’s hair should be darker.) And wow are they current to the most recent storylines! I’m afraid a Layne Price figure would come with neck twisting action.
No Don Draper? Is that because only the greeks could properly sculpt him justly?
I think I heard there’s a Lane Pryce car air freshener in the works…
Boom.
Where’s Peggy’s bottle of KY for handies?
The buttery popcorn
Fat Betty brings me so much Schadenfreude-y joy. It’s like finding out that the bitchy girl from high school got fat.
That doll does not properly represent Pete’s hairline. At all.
They even got Ginsberg’s disheveled tie right.
Joan seems a bit out of proportion.
There’s only so much plastic in the world.
Not a single martini glass or bottle of scotch/vodka?
Where’s Don? Is he not the Ken of Barbie series?