Sad news you guys: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are splitting up. Apparently the marriage contract he enticed her to sign to cover up the affair with Matchbox Twenty’s Rob Thomas is up. And apparently Katie wants full custody of Suri. Because gay, presumably.
Naturally, Twitter reacted to the news with countless LOLs, a few of which I’ve collected on the pages that follow. In the meantime, let’s never forget the creepiest moment in the history of television…
