Sad news you guys: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are splitting up. Apparently the marriage contract he enticed her to sign to cover up the affair with Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas is up. And apparently Katie wants full custody of Suri. Because gay, presumably.
Naturally, Twitter reacted to the news with countless LOLs, a few of which I've collected on the pages that follow. In the meantime, let's never forget the creepiest moment in the history of television...
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Hey, you just left Cruise.
And he’s so crazy!
But here’s my number
So call me, Katie
Just spotted Tom Cruise at Target buying several dress shirts, packages of white socks, and floor wax. He’s taking this pretty well.
Don’t forget the canned goods and frozen TV dinners.
I guess all those Scientology courses didn’t make her grow that penis after all. Better luck next time Tom.
Haha, you’re the worst, Tom Cruise.
Everything’s coming up Travolta!