Bret Easton Ellis Hates ‘Breaking Bad’ But Wants To Bang Walter Jr.

One of my favorite things about checking Twitter each morning is waking up to the occasional string of ridiculous tweets from American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis. Such was the case this morning with his string of tweets about the current state of American television. Short version: he is not impressed. I’m not sure what he’s on late at night — he says it’s Ambien — but the end result is usually entertaining, though also a wee bit sad.

This is the guy, after all, whose fantastical, creepy late night tweets expressing his crush on porn star James Deen led to him writing a soft core porn movie for Deen and Lindsay Lohan to star in that was largely funded through Kickstarter. In other words, this man’s tweets come true.

Better watch out, Walter Jr.