As you’ve probably heard by now, the LAPD arrested hilarious old person Fred Willard last week for doing what I always thought people in porno theaters were expected to do (while a slew of violent crimes went unattended to, naturally) — an arrest that resulted in Willard being fired by PBS.
Since then the horny old Christopher Guest film favorite has remained silent — until this afternoon, that is, where he finally broke his silence via Twitter.
“Lousy film.” Never thought I’d ever read a Fred Willard porn film review, but life is strange. Now if he could only could have learned to use the internet for his porno needs as well none of this would have happened in the first place.
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My best guess: “I recently lost 20 pounds and hadn’t had the opportunity to purchase a new pair of pants. I wasn’t wearing a belt so when I got up from my seat to complain about the quality of the picture, my pants innocently fell to my ankles. I was also going commando because it was laundry night. It was at that exact moment that the cop walked into the theater…”
“Lousy film.” Can he ever be UNFUNNY? Bless his heart.
The “lousy film” tweet may just be funnier than when Peewee Herman asked “heard any good jokes?” at the MTV VMAs.
Massaging away a painful erection is a sad ending, your Honor.
I hope you dropped the mic after typing that.