UPROXX: Tell me about Not Taco Bell Material. What are your faithful readers getting themselves into?
Adam Carolla: I think it’s just a very good book. It’s my whole life, and it’s funny, I think the audiobook is good, the written book is good. It’s me from zero to about a year ago. It’s just all there and it’s all laid out. You don’t have to know me or you don’t have to like me. It’s a little more inspirational than you might think, and it’s just a good, funny read. Whether you’re a fan of mine or not a fan of mine, you’ll definitely get something out of it. It’s got some cool pictures and it’s like 330-something pages. Thanks in advance to everyone who gets it.
UP: And you’re touring with Dennis Prager. He’s also a somewhat controversial personality, what should your fans who are unfamiliar with him know?
AC: He’s a real wise dude. I’m really blessed as a big fan of his, and I’m happy to be on stage with the guy. We just make a great team. He’s filled with wisdom and I’m filled with comedy. It’s a really interesting dynamic that kind of reminds me of me and Dr. Drew back in the day. You will not be disappointed if you come out and see me and Dennis Prager.
UP: I enjoyed reading your first book In 50 Years, We’ll All Be Chicks (peaked at No. 8 on the New York Times Best Seller List). When, do you believe, did it stop being okay for men to behave like “men”?
AC: There was the feminist movement of the late 60s and early 70s that was confusing. It said, ladies, you don’t have to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. You can go out there and work, and there’s no reason that you couldn’t drive a semi-truck if you want to drive a semi-truck. You want to be an airplane pilot or an astronaut, you can be an airplane pilot or an astronaut. You know, it was a time when people would say, “I don’t care who my president is, as long as he’s smart and wise,” and someone would say, “He or she!”
This thing happened where women started going out and saying, “Look, I’m going to take a karate class, and I’m going to be a lawyer and a doctor, and I’m going to drive a truck.” Then they had a second part of the movement, when they said, “All right, dudes, now you start acting like chicks.” It was almost like how a steam train moves, how one side moves forward and the other goes back. Except there was no reason for the dudes to go back. The chicks should have just gone forward. You can go out and become a doctor, but we’re not going to start waxing our backs and getting our cuticles pushed. We don’t have to fill that void that you guys left.
Eventually it evolved into it being okay for guys to take a day off and pick the kids up from soccer practice, cook the meals, and do all the crap that they formerly didn’t do. Next thing you know, they lost their abilities to fix cars, fight, patch roofs, and things like that. Now we’re in this kind of freefall, where it’s hard to tell the sexes apart, and that’s not a good thing.
UP: Why do you think that we’ve reached a new level of PC in which, of all people, comics are carrying torches with sort of a “How dare you” outrage?
AC: I’ll put it to you this way – what percentage of comedians would want to tell you that they’re voting Republican? None of them. Find me a comedian, maybe Dennis Miller. Is there any hip comedian that wants to vote Republican? The answer is no. They’re all worried about the 99%. They’d all like to have taxes raised, but they’re all incorporated and they all have tax people. They use the Prius as a company car and write it off through their corporations. Why are they doing that? If they really want to pay more in taxes, there’s a way to do that – pay more in taxes. But don’t write anything off, don’t be incorporated, and don’t have a tax person. Just claim zero dependents and pay the maximum amount. Do they really want to raise taxes or do they want to just say it?
What comedian is willing to admit that they’re in the 1 percentile? That they’re not in the 99% and they don’t work that long, they don’t work that hard, and they make tons of money? Anybody? You ever hear David Letterman or Jay Leno talk about how much money they make? No, it’s bad for business. They want to be part of the 99%. They don’t talk about flying privately, they don’t talk about being corporate, and they don’t talk about fighting as hard as they can fight to pay as little as possible in taxes every year.
And when it comes to immigration, they don’t live in Los Angeles. Why are they sending their kids to a private school? Go send them to Hollywood High. Ninety percent Hispanic. Why not? They’re hypocrites.
Carolla lost his Top Gear USA co-hosting gig because of an obligation to NBC for a pilot that wasn't picked up.
UP: What’s your favorite car?
AC: I think a Lamborghini Muira SV is my favorite looking car, but I like a lot of racecars. When this (female comics controversy) was all kicking up, I was at Fontana at the [Auto Club] Speedway doing a vintage car race, just thinking about the car and how it was going to work. I’m not really involved with that world. I don’t hang out with other comedians, and I don’t go to clubs.
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Damn, he doesn’t give a fuuuuuck. I love it.
Carolla sounds a lot like my uncle, only Carolla actually has the money to be a proper Republican. My uncle just really dislikes women and people with more melanin than him.
“Like my racist uncle, but wealthy!”
did you guys ever listen to carolla’s podcast or anything he ever said? he’s not racist. race plays no factor in his life.
as far as sexist may or may not go, he just believes in rolls for men and women. thats not sexist. I dont think he’s ever said anything about women being inferior.
I think compartmentalizing people based on their sex is sexism.
“I like race cars. How could I possibly care about anything else?” – a real point made by Adam Carolla
Brandon gets an “A” in translating Carolla-speak
(Looks up Lamborghini Muira SV). Really, that’s your favorite car?
I like how, nowadays, all you have to do for people to think you’re clever and better than everyone is to make a dismissive comment about someone else or their passion.
“Really, you like ______?” That’s it. No counterargument, no well-thought-out critique, just “really? How could you?”
He hasn’t pissed off “special interest groups”. He’s pissed off actual people, because he’s bigoted and awful.
Unless we’re going to do that thing where we characterize anyone that isn’t a well off straight white male as somehow deviant or otherwise a “special interest group”.
Guess I’m bigoted and awful, too. Aw, shit!
Looks like Carolla is Honey Badger of comedians.
So to summerize, he doesn’t care about being funny, whether or not anyone finds him funny, or pissing off people. He thinks about cars all day, doesn’t care about comedy and just keeps taking suckers money to fund this lifestyle.
And yet a metric buttload of other really funny people who hone their craft nightly, can’t catch a break. Excuse me while I find an oven to pop my fucking head into.
He’s getting money from people paying for his performance. And he’s not using some out dated Nielson ratings crap, either.
The hard working, can’t catch a break guys should be praying him and Mark Meron and other succeed.
With about a million subscribers to his free podcast, Carolla’s getting money from significant national advertisers too — which as a professional in that business I can tell you doesn’t happen if you’re a complete asshole, or unpopular. Maybe that’s your problem, Twister.
Also don’t tell Dustin you interviewed Carolla. He’ll get all indignant on you and start belittling your lack of accomplishment.
dustin is the absolute fucking worst.
One more non salient point. Corolla is proof that anit-bullying measures are not universal. In a just world some other kid would have bullied poor Adam growing up so throughly that every time he tried to open his mouth as an adult he would stutter and piss himself.
Question: I’m a thoughtful dude who is sensitive about others’ feelings and generally want to nurture an environment where people can be happy and become fully self actualized. I realize that this makes me a woman, but does my ability to BEAT THE HOLY FUCK OUT OF ADAM COROLLA WITH MY FISTS UNTIL HIS BONES ARE ALL BROKEN make me a man?
Or is it not enough that I am able to deliver to him LEVELS OF VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTION THAT HIS WEAK BODY COULD NOT WITHSTAND AS HIS CHEST CAVITY CRASHES AND PUNCTURES HIS LUNGS UNTIL HE IS VERY MUCH DEAD should we even have a 110% consensual and legally sanctioned fight between two adults?
Sorry guys, I’m just confused: am I lady with lady parts or am I man? I don’t care about cars any, if that helps.
So your response to Carolla questioning the orthodoxy you hold dear without thinking about it’s preceptsand consequences is to do violence to him. Got it.
Hey, you said orthodoxy! Radical!
I sometimes forget that not everyone can see blatant bullshit, so here goes:
Corolla thinks being a woman is bad and being a man is good. For women to become good they needed to become more like men, or at least his notion of what a man is. He then thinks that men have been forced to become more like women, which is bad, because white men are now expected to be respectful and decent.
His notion of manliness is to be gross, disrespectful, hostile, racist, and otherwise just fucking awful to people because something about “shooting straight” or “calling a spade a spade” or whatever bullshit he wants to say today.
I think that’s silly because I believe that a big part of being an adult, because that is what matters and gender concepts aren’t very important to me, is that you should be decent and ethical and always try to become a better person. Part of being a better person is to come to terms with how you may have hurt other people and to make amends and not do it again, instead of merely yelling at them for not having thicker skin.
I wanted to juxtapose his notion of manliness with one equally as childish to illustrate how full of shit he is.
I do not wish to do violence to him. That’s not who I am anymore. But, if he wanted to sanction a totally legally and consensual fight between the two of us I would kick the holy fuck out of him. Because I’m more of a man than he is.
I missed where he said racism is good and women are bad. It seems like he was encouraging of women actually going out being whatever the hell they want.
He just is worried (and whether this is justified is another debate) that men are compromising too much in return.
No, I don’t agree with him about that, but it is not nearly as bad as what yo uare accusing him of saying.
Yes, because the only way to be racist these days is to burn crosses in the front lawns of African Americans.
You can see how his total lack of sympathy for people who are not successful white men might result in somewhat problematic viewpoints regarding women and non-whites, right?
People like Corolla watch All In The Family thinking Archie Bunker is hilarious and heroic.
What do you mean by “total lack of sympathy for people who are not successful white men”? Wild exaggeration, as well as a failure to truly grapple with a view you disagree with.
He says men are funnier than women (true, with exceptions merely proving the rule), and that immigration and public schooling in Los Angeles highlights the hypocrisy of people who say they want higher taxes. Yet they dodge taxes, and send their own kids to private schools. So, they’re hypocrites. WHITE hypocrites. White liberals tend to misinterpret criticism of THEM as criticism of women, minorities, etc. I THINK it’s by accident. Silly liberals with their fancy college! Read what I said again, because your brain probably interpreted my whole comment as DOWN WITH DARKIES AND DAMES
If you truly think his issues are as simple as you’ve attempted to describe them, then I pity your comprehension skills.
I used to listen to Loveline for years, and Adam never made fun of the people who needed help – he made fun of the people who were doing something monumentally stupid and then asking Dr. Drew to tell them it is an ok thing to do, or how to avoid the consequences of being so aggressively ignorant.
I don’t get into pod casts of any kind, so I haven’t followed his career since Loveline, but he does embody the Republic ideal – he took what he had, and made a place for himself. Whatever his other faults, he has ensured that he can make money without having to rely overmuch on other people giving him permission to do so.
Adam has stated numerous times that he’s been trough a ton of counseling, and it’s pretty clear from even a minimal attempt to learn more about him that he takes care of family and friends. It seems likely that he isn’t perfect, that there are things he could do to make himself more like Ghandi or whatever, but his main complaint, his main intolerance, is people that don’t handle their own shit, and people who insist that everything about everyone should be equal.
The only thing that ought to be equal for everyone is the opportunity to make the most of what they have. A lot of people won’t do the work involved in that, and Adam has a pretty limited amount of patience for people who won’t WORK.
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the theoretical Republican ideal, that should have said.
Oh, you people
And, I’m not a liberal.
“You can see how his total lack of sympathy for people who are not successful white men might result in somewhat problematic viewpoints regarding women and non-whites, right?”
Where are you seeing that? There is plenty of things he said that you can actually criticize. There’s no need to go imagining stuff.
I’m a mega-lefty pinko progressive from San Francisco, and I love Carolla. I grew up with him. Loveline was an insanely important phenomenon that doesn’t get enough credit. He’s not a republican, I don’t know how many times he has to say it. He’s vaguely conservative economically and fairly liberal on social issues. You ask him a loaded question about whether men are funnier than women, he gives a what he thinks an honest answer. I don’t think refusing to answer makes you any more of a feminist. The internet’s white knight complex is as boring as it is unhelpful.
Sexist bullshit aside, he seems to have a pretty good attitude about life.
He does seem pretty dumb, though, whether or not he’s sexist. Some celebrities shouldn’t open their mouths about serious issues in a serious way; make jokes, fine, but leave the important discussions to people like scientists, politicians and people whose credentials aren’t just catching a lucky break and popularity. Just look at what happened when Jenny McCarthy put her shirt on and learned how to spell “vaccine.”
Yes, but Carolla’s nonsense doesn’t lead to hundreds of easily preventable deaths.
I like all the “in touch with their feminine side” dudes in here railing against Carolla with fervor because they don’t understand what the fuck he is saying..
Yes, because you phrasing it that way means you 110% understand what it is we’re saying.
110% is impossible..if you took your face out of recipe books and got out of the kitchen you would know that.
or because they dont know what to do if they get a flat tire, other than call AAA
On Dennis Prager: “I’m really blessed as a big fan of his.”
So he’s a big fan of – and blessed to be working with – someone who doesn’t understand how the First Amendment works. Someone who thought our first Muslim Congressman shouldn’t be “allowed” to take his Oath of Office while holding a Koran.
“Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the first Muslim elected to the United States Congress, has announced that he will not take his oath of office on the Bible, but on the bible of Islam, the Koran.
He should not be allowed to do so — not because of any American hostility to the Koran, but because the act undermines American civilization.
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Mr. Ellison, America, not you, decides on what book its public servants take their oath.
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On what grounds will those defending Ellison’s right to choose his favorite book deny that same right to a racist who is elected to public office?
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So why are we allowing Keith Ellison to do what no other member of Congress has ever done — choose his own most revered book for his oath?
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When all elected officials take their oaths of office with their hands on the very same book, they all affirm that some unifying value system underlies American civilization. If Keith Ellison is allowed to change that, he will be doing more damage to the unity of America and to the value system that has formed this country than the terrorists of 9-11. ”
[townhall.com]
That garbage is MUCH more offensive than Carolla’s views on comedy. And Carolla thinks he’s a swell guy.
Oh, who gives a shit. I see that column you quoted at length is six years old. I’ll bet you 75% of people his age agreed with him. I guess none of them are “swell”.
The ratio of swell to non-swell people varies from country to country, so it’s entirely possible that 75% of the people his age that agree with him aren’t swell. Use the same argument for a different country and there could be fewer or more swell people.
Offended by someone objecting to using the Koran over the Bible?
Really?
Carolla is not the least bit funny, but he can do a really good interview when he’s not preoccupied with talking about himself the whole time.
I agree with Adam Carolla: Who cares about Adam Carolla?
I think Carolla is hilarious. I listen to at least a little bit of his podcast just about every day and have bought both books. With that being said, his political views are simplistic and stupid. I skip past parts of his podcast where he discusses taxes and his podcast with Prager was unlistenable.
Everyone’s political views are simplistic and stupid – especially mine.
I’m not disagreeing with you, by the way. I just find it terribly amusing to read all the comments of people who are so certain of so many things – in this thread, and others.
Mine are stupid, too! But I feel safe expressing them, here, with the other stupids.
Didn’t learn anything that I didn’t already know. But then I’ve heard him lots over the years. Kind of cool to be threat-proof.
Just like the mighty Mississippi keeps rolling along Dustin keeps churning out the shtty blogs.
Hahahahaha! Carolla is where he is, because he survived on welfare and food stamps. Jesus, it’s incredible how wilfully ignorant and hypocritical Republicans can be. Fixing stuff and fighting is “being a man”. Cars, vroom vroom!!! Look at my big penis!!
It is SHOCKING how insecure some of you folks come off, and you’re completely unaware of it.
There’s no difference between the likes of Carolla – who I occasionally enjoy but won’t attempt to defend because it’s pointless, and he deserves most of the criticism – and yourself. He thinks men who don’t act like the stereotype of manliness are “becoming chicks,” and you think men who know how to get a little dirty or like to drive cars (or heaven forbid, trucks) “have a small penis,” and are overcompensating, rather than just maybe enjoying those things.
And why any of those things make you “Republican” I have NO fucking idea.
Talk about hypocritical.
Women can move forward and become whatever they want, but men shouldn’t do the things they never used to do. Okay, then who’s going to pick up the fucking kids at soccer practice? No one?
Consuela the maid. Duh.
corolla is pretty awesome. i dont agree 100% with some of the stuff he says but thats OK. i dont have to jump up his fucking ass every time someone doesn’t say something i agree with. hes a comedian, they often say shit that pisses people off and offends them. until he pulls a chris brown and actually beats the shit out of a woman you can save your indignation. you dont have to pile on the criticism to prove your feminist credentials.
You know what else is awesome? Capital letters.
they are? if you say so. i never cared much for them.
My favorite part: everyone here believes what he says. It’s an act, people. He found his niche- his way to do what he wants and make money so he ran with it. He likely believes some of what he says but he is first and foremost an entertainer and a performer. But as a comedian, unlike an actor, you have to BE that person all the time in public n order for people to buy into it. He would give his left nut to have had the carreer of someone like Letterman or Sienfeld. Those guys call their own shots, do what they want and control their own careers but did it by entertaining people rather than just becoming a character for slack jaws to gawk at.
I like Adam Corolla but the idea that any of this is more than an act to sell books and tickets is laughable. He is smarter than that the stuff he spews.
Some people seem to confuse “honesty” with intelligence. I used to listen to his podcast, until I realized what a smug idiot he is. No wonder he likes Hannity, et al. Here’s a guy who basically survived his childhood because his mom was on welfare, and now thinks that no one should have welfare because it makes them lazy. Um, jackass, you’d be dead if it wasn’t for welfare. Does the system need reform, of course, but just getting rid of it is the simple-minded answer to a complex problem. And this is his problem, he thinks everything is simple to fix, and doesn’t have a clue just how complex the issues are. Also, he has admitted many times that his whole career is based on luck. He met people who hooked him up, and inspired him. But everyone else is a lazy a-hole, because he’s successful and they aren’t? That’s doucebaggery at its finest. Listen to him if you like, and then go watch Fox News and read the NY Post. That’s the bubble you live in.
Working hard, staying in school, staying off drugs and not commiting crimes aren’t hard for normal people to do. And that will lead you to a better life, no matter where you start out on the economic scale.
His mom was the epitome of a welfare rat.
If his mom didn’t receive welfare, he’d be dead? No, if his mom didn’t receive welfare, she’d have to get a job.
Soooo, you thought he was funny until you found out he was a Republican? Got it.
The dude kicks ass
Maybe he’s like, super persuasive if you listen to him speak or something, but when you actually read the things he says, like this interview, he seems kinda dimwitted.
Comma.
I liked Adam on Loveline. He is really very much an everyman. In some ways, his money has changed him though. I am sure that when he was making minimum wage he may not have thought it so great that he was paying high interest rates on money he borrowed, that his student loans from his brief college career were guaranteed by the govt yet lent by a private bank with a no risk profit. I imagine that if he were making 30K like most of his peers, he might think that health care should be reachable by everyone. I liked him very much but when he had Breitbart on the show, I had a major pause. His rant on OWS (which I am not a huge fan of but I understand it and support the basic premise) lost me. Adam has been very lucky and found a niche. There are tons of more talented but less successful people just as there are plenty of less talented and more successful. I mean, Rob Scheider, Polly Shore, etc… Adam can believe what he wants and say what he wants and some will listen and some will decide he has become a big giant Dick, like I do, and tune him out. He is still funny but I won’t support him any longer.