She's an old-time ambassador
Of sweet talking night walking games
Oh and she's known in the darkest clubs for pushing ahead of the dames
And if she says she can do it, then she can do it
Those are the lyrics to David Bowie's "Queen Bitch," supposedly about Velvet Underground frontman Lou Reed, but they work just as well for the actual sassy Queen, Elizabeth, who looked mighty unimpressed during the Olympics' Opening Ceremony last night. It didn't take long for people on the Internet, which I'm pretty sure the Queen has no idea exists, to begin spelling out what she was thinking at the time.
Who knew she liked Gotye so much?
And because you've made it this far: