
Expendables 2 has barely even begun to underwhelm us in theaters with its lack of ridiculousness (or has it?) and lunatic producers are already floating the idea of scoring Clint Eastwood and Wesley Snipes for the third installment. Little do said lunatic producers realize the internet is way ahead of them when it comes to coke-fueled Expendables 3 casting. Hell, a quick "Expendables 3" Google search and you've got yourself a pitch meeting.
Various photoshoppers have even taken things next level with images like the one above, which I assume would require some hella good CGI (please god not stop motion) but I am all sorts of in. We'll call it THE EXPENDAPREQUEL. Seriously, someone get me an earpiece and hot yet useless secretary.
Five more options to follow, one of which I would gladly pay good money to see. Sourcing habits are terrible out there so I've just noted where I found them. If one is yours let us know.








Cage times nine. Saved the best for last.
Dammit. I was going to something similar to that first one months ago, but didn’t get around to it. Missing from that poster of course is: Lee Marvin, John Cassavettes, Telly Savalas, Jim Brown and everyone else from The Dirty Dozen.
But seriously, Lee Marvin should be in the group. Heston too!
Seriously… why is everyone forgetting about Paul F’ing Hogan… Don’t tell me Expendables three couldn’t use Crocodile Dundee
You call that a hemorrhoid?….This is a hemorrhoid!
+1000 for whoever included Billy Jack in the first one. That is outstanding work.