A new single-serving Tumblr started recently called Dogshaming. It's exactly what it says on the tin. Submitters photograph their dog with a sign disclosing their doggy crime. I'm reminded of the Eddie Izzard routine about so-called bad dogs.
"Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!"
The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime?"
According to Dogshaming, stealing a biscuit is indeed a crime. The punishment is being cute on the internet.
Our favorite pictures from Dogshaming are collected below, and we've added a few bonus pictures not from the site at the end of the gallery. Thanks to Julia Segal for the assist.
Bonus cat!
No shame in his game. [via]
Awww, we forgive you, every dog. Look how cheap this little guy works. [via]
But this fella still doesn't work cheap. [via]
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If you play Soul Asylum’s “Runaway Train” while you scroll this, it’s 100 times better.
I Tried it. You’re totally right!
Thank you for making this exponentially more enjoyable.
+1
This also reminds me of that Will Ferrell “Dissing Your Dog” sketch. Which is a good thing.
I’d use this to publicly shame my cat for farting on me once, but he wouldn’t give a crap. Because he’s a cat.
Which cat?
#16. It’s hard to keep track sometimes.
These are hysterical. Anyone with pet can relate.
I had to step outside my office for a second and collect myself. These were too funny.
I love how upset the Today Show got about this. It’s obviously all in good fun; these people love their pets and are most likely the type who have far too many pet pictures on their phones and show them to people all the time (guilty as charged).
I love my pets but sometimes I think they’re conspiring against me.
Aw, all the dogs are sad, except 14. That little guy’s thrilled to hump every toy, I bet he’s thinking about humping a stuffed toy right now.
#12
YES THAT
#3 The subtle implication that the doggy on the right ate a Dick.
#8 looks like he’s spotted a swarthy person of unknown racial/ethnic background and is trying to decide if they deserve a bark or not
Growing up, one of our rottweilers was a huge racist. He barked at any person of color who walked by the street. White folks were cool with him but anyone else, not so much. ::insert THAT’S RACIST gif here::
HOLY BALLS #12 IS SO SPOT ON IT HURTS
I needed this laugh today. Thanks!
This is full-blown retarded.
These owners need help. I fail to see what is amusing about putting a sign on an animal about its behaviour when… It has no idea what the hell your on about.
If you wanna laugh make yourself look foolish, shouldn’t be to hard judging by your existing actions
That’s just like….your opinion….man.
#5… lightbulbs?