Reddit Mistakes Olympic Rower’s Huge Flaccid Penis For A Boner

Someone posted the photo above of an Olympic rower sporting an apparent boner during a medal ceremony to Reddit yesterday afternoon under the headline, “One US rower was particularly excited by his Bronze medal…”

Well, you’ll be happy to know that the rower — presumably the coxswain of his unit — in question, Henrik Rummel, has since come forward to inform the world that his penis was not erect after all. Rather, he just happens to have a big dick.

This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.

I’m so glad that got cleared up. I predict Rummel’s, ugh, hardware will get him lots of ass going forward.

(HT: Gawker)