If, by chance, you logged into Twitter last night and found yourself wondering why Ragú was trending worldwide for a while, well, the commercial embedded above — which ran last night during the Olympics — is why.
Without giving too much away, let’s just say that it taps into a horror we all harbor: accidentally walking in on our parents having sex. How this kid even has an appetite after walking in on such a thing is beyond me.




I was playing hide and seek with my sister’s once and I hid under my parents’ bed. I was under there for a while and my dad came home for lunch. I was smashed underneath by the vicious force of their afternoon delight and then was treated to a horizon of my father’s balls. Kids, stay out of that room. The horror. The horror.
I have no idea what my sister’s once is. Sounds awful.