
By the time part one of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey trilogy is released in December, I feel like I’ll have gone through all five stages of the Kübler-Ross model in some order. At first, I was happy that my favorite Lord of the Rings book was being adapted into a movie (again), but recently, I’ve experienced Anger (“How the f*ck can a 300-page book be turned into three movies?”), Depression (“It’s because MGM wants more money, and the idea of making a film to create something artistic is dead”), and Acceptance (“Oh well, glad I learned to stop believing that lie now”). You’re up next, Denial and Bargaining, though I feel like I should bargain for another new trailer, as opposed to the “new” trailer that was released online yesterday. It’s the same one that came out in December, but with three teeny, tiny differences:
0:23 — Bilbo’s reaction to Gandalf’s arrival
1:57 — Bilbo hides behind a tree in Mirkwood
1:59 — Gandalf, the dwarves, and Bilbo run through a forest (Via)
And yet Tolkien fans still had to change their pants three times. See it below.
(Via)



I’ve changed my tune about the 3 films deal. At first I was annoyed by it….because, why the hell does a breezy, light adventure like The Hobbit need to be a sprawling, 3-picture saga?
But then it clicked….this is The Hobbit in name only. With all the extra shit they’re putting in from the Appendices, this will be a whole different beast. Everything in The Hobbit will BE there, but so will a bunch of extra cool stuff. The Battle at Dol Goldur? That will be so fucking cool. Galadriel ripping down castle walls with her elf powers. Hell yea.
So absolutely, 3 films, bring them on. Even when I was bitching there was still no way in hell I WASN’T going to see them. Same for everyone else on the internet.