Attn: ladies of NYC: this guy, Dallas, would like to go on a date with you. He was a plan for it already, in case you were wondering.
Im an artist from Ohio, currently getting my MFA at Brooklyn College and I would like to make you breakfast and talk to you. Let me know when would be good for you, and I will arrange it. Im looking forward to meeting you.
Best,
Dallas
Well, what are you waiting for? Please write us and let us know how the pancakes are, okay?
Meanwhile, we know someone who might be interested if no ladies take up the offer…
(via Stefan Becket)
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Is that AJ Daulerio?
EXACTLY what I was thinking….
Shit, I go to Brooklyn college. Kinda feel bad for this guy, actually.
DIE, HIPSTER!