
We've been hearing about Bachelorette (aka "The Dark Bridesmaids") since it premiered at Sundance back in January. It's the directorial debut of a former Terriers writer and stars UPROXX favorite Lizzy Caplan, so it was difficult not to be on board. It finally opens wide this week and to say that the reviews are mixed is an understatement. I can't remember a comedy in recent memory where I've had more difficulty making sorts of the feedback. It's the film equivalent of a more-than-friends-? situation except without all the awkward boners.
I still totally plan on seeing it at some point. You know, for the swearing and playful drug use and mean-spiritedness and all. But also because I'm running into more and more GIFs -- most of which star the highly GIFable Lizzy Caplan -- and they are just way too enjoyable for Bachelorette to be entirely unwatchable.
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This movie is pretty funny for stretches, and almost everyone in it is hilarious and someone I would like to be friends with. But Kirsten Dunst is the WORST. She drags the whole thing down and I think is supposed to get “redeemed” as a character or something, but she just sucks and then at the end she sucks some more.
This seems about right.
she just sucks and then at the end she sucks some more.
Huh, I said the same thing in my review of “Deep Throat”
Holy shit. These are fantastic.
Oh, to be young or thin enough to do coke without worrying that my heart would explode …
Bridesmaids was dark. It was just a bunch of bitches with no redemptive qualities being extremely mean/stupid for no reason. Hopefully this movie is actually funny. Lots of hot chicks so I’m in.
Thank God I’m not alone! People look at me like a total psycho when I say that Bridesmaids sucked.
I never understood its massive appeal either Burnsy
I know I always prefer women on coke and eager to blow guys on airplanes. Solid movie.
To this day, I don’t get what Vince Vaughn’s problem was in Wedding Crashers. I would drink up all the crazy cray-cray that Isla Fisher could muster.
Because you can fuck out the crazy. Eventually they drag you down. They never get pulled up. And no woman is worth going down that road.
*can’t
Challenge accepted!
You and me both brother, you and me both.
Then I wish you luck.