I’ve never covered the Gentlemen’s Rant video series before even though a couple of the installments — like “Work” — have made me giggle with their balanced mix of “funny cause it’s true” observations and well-timed profanity. Their approach has been a little too targeted towards the Franklin & Bash crowd, if you know what I mean, but now that John Elerick and friends have tackled the iPhone 5 with their most popular effort to date it’s time to share.
I think the fake employee titles are my favorite part. I’m totally qualified for VP of Thickness.
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The only black employee is only allowed to be the vice president of Apple black employees. That’s exactly the way I imagine things would be at Apple headquarters.
exACTly