In case the two-headed snake didn't convince you, here's further proof that NATURE IS TERRIFYING AND MUST BE STOPPED: stingrays have faces. I did NOT know this, or at least I was blissfully ignorant until I saw this picture on Reddit, featuring a stingray scaring the bejesus out of three teenage females in the ocean.
There are two and only two good things about this soul-sapping image: 1) the smug reactions of the grandmas on the right, and 2) the birth of the "Pervert Stingray" meme. That's not the only thing that's gonna give birth. (What I'm saying is that stingray is going to get those ladies pregnant. The ocean is awful.)
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I’m pretty sure that’s a Ditto
best photobomb EVAH!
Jesus this is awesome.
Technically, that’s not a “face”. While it ostensibly looks like a retarded child’s drawing of a face, what you see in the picture is just the rays mouth and nostrils. His eyes are on the top of his body. Also, and this might come in handy for him here, rays have “claspers” – basically two dicks. True story.
2 dicks? That explains the middle girl’s reaction amirite?
Do rays seriously do this? Just swim up to then onto people? I thought they avoided contacts like most other fish
this is terrifying.