Paris Hilton posted the above image to her Facebook yesterday, under the headline of, “My furry Aussie friend!” Pay no attention to what we’re supposed to be peering at, which is Paris giving eye herpes to that poor kangaroo in the foreground, and look at the reenactment of My Night in Paris in the background. Later on, when Paris found out what happened, she got hella jealous because she only needs to sleep with one more Joey for a quintuple baker’s dozen, and she’s already said no to Joey Fatone. Girl has standards.
Kangaroos, you guys are alright with me.
Never forget.