It’s getting harder and harder to stand out at Halloween. The competition is so fierce. You’ve got to be somewhat shocking if you want people to remember you. Enter: a black penis costume, complete with black face makeup. It totally looks like something Tobias would wear in a Halloween episode of Arrested Development, doesn’t it?
Here’s the product description for the “King Dong”:
The Adult Inflatable King Ding Penis Costume includes a one-piece novelty bodysuit with puffed legs and a pull tie fastening around the head to ensure a good fit.
The novelty costume also comes complete with an inbuilt fan and inflates around your body. You will need to purchase AA batteries from the additional accessories to activate the fan.
This hilarious outfit would be ideal for a stag night, especially when teamed up with our Adult Adult Inflatable King Dong Penis Costume.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Recommended height for this costume is between 5′ 8″ to 6′ tall. Any shorter than this and you may experience problems inflating this costume to full effect. Any taller and the costume will be overstretched and probably an uncomfortable fit.
The same website also sells a giant white penis costume, but that’s just not believable.
(Via Buzzfeed)
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What a dick.
You got to have some balls to wear that.
I think its only offensive if a white guy wears it.
Oh, just saw the blackface make-up that comes with it.
Dont mind me, I have a case of the Mondays.
well have to use black face because if not it would look like a diseased dick… and that would be worse
King Dong should be a rich Vietnamese guy costume.
North Korean?
Vietnamese currency is the dong.
Both North and South Korea use the won.
sorry making a play on Kim Jong Il
Should have caught that.
I think the really offensive one is the counterpart yellow version for infants.
Do they make one that doesn’t inflate at all and doglegs sharply to the left?
That would be a great costume for someone with scoliosis.
It looks more like pieces of shit.
Of course, if you’re taller than 6 feet, you don’t need to dress up as a black dick to stand out in a crowd.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Recommended height for this costume is between 5′ 8″ to 6′ tall.
I nearly misread that on the first view, if you know what I mean.
It’s got my vote!
–golf clap–