
By now you've probably heard that sad fart monster Donald Trump's big, shocking Obama announcement was about as useful as a limp penis at an orgy. So now he's the internet punchline -- well, he already kind of was before, but he REALLY is now -- and Twitter is of course ground zero for merciless Trump mockery and ridicule today. Of all the hilarious Twitter responses to Trump's horseh*t out there, and there many, this one is probably my fav...

John Legend is an impossibly lucky man. Anyway, a few others are on the pages that follow. Enjoy.

























I KNEW it……FINALLY Trump reveals the truth…..
Well said Dustin, well said
I agree with Mr. Dickinson
Meh, been done before.
Better though.
Borowitz still sucks
I’ve decided I’m going as Trump for Halloween. I’m going to run around the day before explaining how awesome my costume is, how big the squirrel I gutted for the wig is, and the buckets of spray tan I’ve bought, so everyone better have lots of candy. Then I’ll show up wearing only a garbage bag, begging for the pennies in the jar by the door.