Remember that “major announcement” freakishly coiffed carnival barker Donald Trump was slated to make at noon today, one rumored to involve the Obama’s divorce papers? Yeah, well, we should have been so lucky. The reality is more like this…
Basically, all Trump’s “major announcement” amounts to is that he is the new P.T. Barnum…
This is America in 2012, you guys! Yaaaaayyyyyyy! Thank God we still have The Onion…
In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. “I’m a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life,” said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. “I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you.” Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.
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This entire video pretty much boils down to “Release your transcripts Mr. President or I WILL MURDER THESE PUPPIES! BWAHAHAHAHAHA” then the shower clog masquerading as Donald Trump’s hair just kind of falls off.
Time to end the bullshit: [www.youtube.com]
i knew that POS didn’t have jack squat. what a bag of douche.
Amazing what he will do to get his ratings up again. Maybe someone will do the same for the Romney -
Funny you should bring that up, Gloria Allred is trying to prove Romney lied under oath in divorce court. It’s equally as compelling as this.
I hope some rich dude offers to donate 5 million for Mitt’s tax returns.
I will give $5 dollars to anyone’s chosen charity that can prove that Cajun Boy is, in fact, neither cajun nor a boy but, is instead, an alter-ego of Danger Guerrero.
/Trump is an idiot
OMG HOW DID YOU EVER DISCOVER THIS I THOUGHT I WAS COVERING MY TRACKS SO WELL?!?!?!
It was your failure to address everyone as “cher”. A generation that grew up on the X-Men cartoon saw right through you.
And another generation that can’t get The Big Easy out of our heads, cher. Good news for Ellen Barkin that.
At least he’s paying with a check. Could you imagine the PayPal fees if he went that route?
For those wondering, by the way, Trump is doing this because currently it’s a far right lunatic meme that Obama could not have possibly gotten through college, so he got a free pass because he’s black and affirmative action and WOMP WOMP.
So Trump also doubled down on racist idiocy!
I wish I could have an abortion just to spite him.
(Although I doubt he gives two sh*ts about babies.)
Or you. You’re probably not in his (economic) class. But then again, he MIGHT be interested in buying your dead baby’s carcass to eat it. I hear the rich wear once into that kind of thing.
I can’t believe Ivana was the brains of the organization.
Not sure how this is a game changer. On the funnier side of things, seeing how Trump continues to do this crap, one day, if he ever uncovers a truth that backs every lunatic’s wettest dreams about Barrack Obama, nobody is going to believe a word he says. And that’ll be turned into a new story called, “the man who never heard of ‘the boy who cried wolf’ cries Islamic birthing homosexual”. It’ll be an instant classic.
lol, I haven’t heard anyone asking for these documents from Obama until now… but I’d sure be interested to see if Romney’s tax returns show whether or not he took the amnesty deal? hell, let’s look at Donald Trump’s too for that time frame.
Time to end the bullshiiiiit: [www.youtube.com]
I would love to donate some money to charity, but I physically cannot make my hand grasp a pen and put that pen to paper UNLESS this guy does everything I ask, to my liking!
Exactly.
Okay, so where the fuck did the “divorce papers” rumor come from?
Us dummies on the internet, I guess?
We’re the worst.
So how much are you going to pay Donald for Mitt to show his tax records? You want transparency, why not make the same offer to him?