Do you guys want the good news or bad news first? Eh, let's get the bad out of the way. Mila Kunis recently attended Kaballah services with her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, which I only mention to point how unfair it is that HE'S dating THIS, the sexiest woman alive, according to Esquire. So, what's the good news? Well, with the men's magazine giving her such a prodigious title, that means the world now has more nearly-naked Mila Kunis pictures and videos. In these disharmonious days, that's something we can ALL agree is a great thing.
Also, she calls Seth MacFarlane a "douchebag," so there's that, too.
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I’m sorry there is NO excuse for Ashton Kutcher or people who interact with him. He is just the worst. She is really hot…I don’t understand the world anymore.
I disagree that she’s the sexiest woman alive. You should see my grandmother. Whoa.
I’d dispute that claim. The sexiest woman alive is Alison Brie. That’s it, they’ll just have to settle this… in a lingerie pillow fight.
2 words: Christina Hendricks
She’s got the curves I like but she’s a little too pale.
She may be crazy and possibly an asshole but I’m still partial to J-Lo on a purely sexual level.
Lord Jesus, it’s a fire!
Sale.
It’s amazing how much hotter she is when she smiles. And no, this isn’t a cheesy pick-up line. This time.
She’s never dated di Caprio, Clooney, Jeter, or me, so how hot can she really be?