"Come closer. Yes, yes, it's OK. Now, gaze deep into my eyes. All will be revealed. Are you looking? Good. Keep staring, ever deeper and deeper and deeper and..."
/Josh Romney hacks eye-gazer into a million pieces
With a stare like the one we saw from the second oldest Romney son during Tuesday's presidential debate, the fictional scenario depicted above could very easily become fact. In my mind, he's already got a bottle of lotion and snake tongue flicking out of his mouth every seconds, even if it was never caught on camera. (He's not the only terrifying Romney son, either — Tagg wanted to punch Obama.) Naturally, the Internet's been having a field day with his death stare. Just don't look straight into his eyes. Bad things happen.
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Family full of Douches
* Douches that will clean out the crap in this country.
Also, I don’t know how douches really work.
This is American, goddamnit. I think the average tax-paying Joe should be able to take a swing at the President every now and then, say once for every time he preempts prime time TV with a speech.
Who’s with me?
thats how we should figure out who the next president is…the one to finally knock him out
This made my morning… some of these had me in stitches…
“it helps me remember… I need to remember… Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in”
He really does look like that guy
nº10 beautiful